Friday, March 25, 2011

Twenty Three - Drei und Zwanzig

I'm 23!


March 22nd rolled around without much warning, but we celebrated right. I walked downstairs to find that Sandra has probably spent half of the night baking an almond cake for me (my favorite German cake, so far), and decorating the table to say Happy Birthday! and 23! with a bunch of adorable balloons. Mathis gave me his present right away, and I love the shirt with a German Fairytale about being friends until the end. I need to exchange it for one a little bigger though (you know men and their judging-the-right-sizes -for-women skills). My birthday brunch was wonderful and was only women and boys under four allowed.
We had so much great food!







Sandra pulled out the deck chair for my birthday nap, and I fell asleep outside on the sunniest day I've had since I've been in Germany. Really! It was warm, and happy, and a great nap. Sandra and Christof spoiled me with a great dinner at an Italian restaurant that we'd never been to, and I came home to beautiful flowers and great birthday presents. I really loved my German memory game and a big map of North Rhine Westfalia marking scenic bike routes. Mathis! Let's go!




I can't call it the Greatest Birthday Ever, because two the "Greatest _____ Ever"s in a row is a little excessive, but I will say this: These people really know how to make a girl feel appreciated for being born.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Road Trip - (Christof has informed me there is no German translation)

Who knew you could see so much of two whole countries in a long weekend! Sandra and I set off on Thursday, March 10th on a mission to visit Brussels, Ghent, Bruges, the coast of the Netherlands, and Amsterdam, all in 3 days and 3 nights.  And did we ever.
Brussels
Ghent
Bruges
Atlantic Coast
Amsterdam
Sandra came home from work on Thursday, we packed really quickly, and were on the road with a set of directions in German. Terrible idea. I’m going to go ahead and place the blame on the instructions, in order to avoid blaming my German skills, but I literally could not find one single thing from the directions on the actual roads! I would read and reread, and the road names would never match up. It could of been worse, probably. If they were in Italian or Arabic or something, that would have been harder, I’m guessing. I ungracefully found our way to a few miles before the German border, just around the time Sandra realized she had no form of identification what-so-ever. No passport. No European Union ID card. Not even a driver’s license that stated her married name. Whoops. After laughing and brainstorming how we could attempt at checking into the hotels the next 3 nights, we realized it could have been worse, probably. I was so thankful that Grandma Martha had told me to pack my passport, so we could use it to check-in everywhere. That woman knows what she’s doing. 
In Brussels we turned on the GPS and were surprised to find it worked outside of Deutschland. I respectfully and immediately resigned from my position as Director Reader. The GPS lead us straight into a dead end, but with the use of my fantastic English skills, we called the hotel and found we only had to drive through a parking garage to get there. Logically. (I’ve said it before, but it should be said again: I am incredibly lucky to have English as my first language. It also needs to be said, though, that sometimes I have to ask Sandra what people are saying to me in English, and she can always seamlessly translate English into English for me.) We checked into our hotel, which was in the most central location possible, and headed out to explore!
We knew we had only have one night and one morning in Brussels, so we stayed in the Central Market area, which was beyond convenient seeing that every important site was one minute from the door of our hotel. I saw old market squares, old churches, old beer halls, and Manneken Pis, the smallest, most underwhelming statue that held historical significance that I’ve ever sought to visit. We went to a really classy retro bar that night, and in the morning we bought too much chocolate from the factory that invented the very first filled praline! The comic TinTin is from Belgium, which I’d never heard of, but we went to the store for Sandra and ended up picking up a present for Mathis and a magnet for me along the way. We left Brussels before we got too attached, and headed for our pitstop in Ghent. 
Manneken Pis, approximately 30 cm tall.  
I broke my no dessert in Lent promise
to eat so many chocolates.


Grand Markt in Brussels
TinTin
Beer Hall!
Ghent was the town that invented waffles, which in itself is spectacular, but it is also a booming university town with a lot to see. We found a parking place outside of the city center, due to almost the entire inner town being a car free zone. The waffle place I’d read about was closed, but it could have been worse, probably, because we found beer and french fries with mayonnaise to eat at an outside cafe. Belgium invited french fries too, so close enough! During our snack break Sandra said, “It’s times like this when you can’t really complain. Right now, life seems pretty great.” and I have to say I could whole-heartedly empathize with her statement. We made a tourist loop, got back in the car, and drove to Bruges.
Sandra's second time in Ghent!
If I had to pick favorites, which I don’t but I can’t help it, Bruges would be at the top of my list. The very, very top. It was the coziest town I’ve been to in Europe, and I love the mix of canals, bridges, white-washed homes, shopping, and churches. It was a beauty. I especially liked our hotel (which was wonderfully located once again) and an abbey community centered around a field of daffodils and creeks. That night we had reservations at a small, local restaurant with Belgian food, which was quant and delicious. This is your city in Belgium, everyone. Go as soon as possible. In the morning I didn’t want to leave, but knowing that the European side of the Atlantic and Amsterdam are next on the agenda is pretty motivating. Our thoughtful hotel gave us a little travel bag to take with us containing candy and two bottles of still water, not sparkling! (take that, Christof Niemeier)
Beautiful hotel room with super high ceilings.
Bruges!
Sunny Canals in Bruges
Belgium Waffle! from Belgium!
Belgien food is delicious.
After driving a couple minutes in an under water tunnel, we made a lunch stop along the coast in the Netherlands. It was the first time I’d ever seen the Atlantic from this side, and the daydreams quickly took over concerning my friends and family waving on the other side of the ocean. After Flemish pancakes and a trek to the shoreline, we were on our way to Amsterdam, with the help of the GPS, thank goodness. 
Yup, we're underwater.
Flemmish Pancakes! and Sandra.
Me almost falling into the Atlantic.
It led us straight to our hotel's address, and then things got exciting. After battling the narrow, pedestrian filled streets of quirky, inner city Amsterdam, Sandra breathed a sigh of relief as we pulled onto our street. And quickly as humanly possible, she sucked it back in again. There were bikers, at least a hundred motorcycles, on either side of us, and before we knew what was happening or where we should try to drive, cars had blocked us in from the front and the back. We both sat in silence, waiting for the English or German words to come to us that would dictate the hilarity/helplessness of the situation, but there was no time. Suddenly, every biker started its engine, and slowly bikes we never even saw peeled from the street from every direction until we were alone and facing the perfect parking place revealed before us.
And that was my first 5 minutes in Amsterdam. The rest of the day was a whirlwind of following canals, stumbling across cute shops, taking in the sights of the flower markets, and finding two pairs of high heels within 10 minutes. That night we visited the Ann Frank Annex right before closing time, something that I would recommend to everyone if I ever write a travel book. The line to the museum was a couple blocks long earlier in the day, but that evening, besides a few other stragglers, we were alone to take in what I remember as the most interesting story covered in all of my English classes. There was something eerie and completely mesmerizing about walking around during the only time the previous tenants were allowed to move, to breath without holding back, and to return ever so slightly back into themselves. My last hours in Amsterdam consisted of a cumulation of first time experiences:  visiting a typical Amsterdam coffee shop; seeing working prostitutes in the Red Light District; being enclosed on all sides by singing  intoxicated Dutch in a mini karaoke bar; buying a hot dog off of the street (which I’ve never done in the States!); ordering room service; and the next morning, getting to see 100 Van Gogh’s in the same room during a visit to his museum.
Hey! That's my last name.
Canals, Canals Everywhere. 
Flower Market
Secret Bookcase in the Ann Frank Haus
Those little red barriers mark the Red Light District.
Our Breakfast Buddy
Van Gogh Museum
I can’t even begin to thank Sandra enough for all of the planning and driving she put into our trip, to thank Christof for agreeing to take on the mission of “Mathis Alone for Four Days”, and to thank Martha for being the greatest fill-in Au Pair in existence. Thankies. Thank you so much. Danke schön.
Greatest. Christmas Present. Ever.


Saturday, March 19, 2011

Carnival - Karneval

What is there to say about celebrating Carnival in Germany? Actually, not a whole bunch, since everyone I asked about it seemed to have a hard time explaining it to me. Christof said it was full of strange people. Sandra said I just need to see for myself. Sandra’s Thursday morning class said to tell me it was a mix between MTV Spring Break, Mardi Gras, and Halloween. Needless to say I was extremely interested, and  Alla and I headed out the Thursday before Lent to explore the possibilities. 
After some courage provided by champagne, I dressed up as a dinosaur in order to fit in with the masses, and was picked up by Alla (in a blonde wig and pink cowboy hat) headed with her family to Rietburg for the big parade. Too bad her host family had to meet me for the first time when I was dressed as a dinosaur, but what can you do. 

dinosaur.
By the end of the evening, which came early around 8pm, Alla and I still couldn’t pin point the meaning of it all. We’d witnessed old women dressed as witches, who captured men off of the street to put in a jail on wheels. We’d seen groups of people dressed in the same costumes and yelling “Hillaw!”. We’d been given way more free drinks than appropriate.  In order to seek refuge from the cold we found a beer tent and even though my feet were killing me due to wearing high heels for the first time since living in Germany, the music and the dancing got to us. However, after a man dressed as a doctor announcing to the whole tent I was an American, on top of a female proposing marriage to Alla, and on top of the heel breaking completely off of the boots Sandra let me borrow, we knew it was time to call it a night. 

Mass confusion in costume.

They just found these poor men in the street.
How do you say "politically incorrect" in German?
oh HI!
My next Carnival experience came the following Monday, when we dressed Mathis up in his Halloween bear costume, Sandra became a princess, and I found my trusty dinosaur costume once again. We met up with the Kückmann crew and watched the parade that ran from Rheda to Wiedenbrück. The parade was very similar to the local ones back home, and the best part was watching Ben scavenging candy like a wild man, seeing Tom walking constantly in the opposite direction (learning to walk is definitely more exciting than a parade!), and seeing Mathis completely satisfied with the whole situation, like the parade was put on solely for his viewing pleasure. 

Back in the bear costume.
Parades are so fun!
Greatest Picture Ever.

The Kückmann family and their great costumes.
Then I gave up desserts for Lent, and in return lost my reason to live. 

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Baking and Bodybuilding - Backen und Körperkultur

I have a whole bunch of love for Paula Deen. Her creativity, her southern charm, her shocking ability to still be alive. But since living in Germany, I've had a lot of negative feelings towards her chocolate chip cookie recipe. I’ve blamed the baking soda. I’ve blamed the baking powder. Most recently I’ve blamed the German air. But I am very happy to report that through the careful utilization of the scientific method and the internet, we have chocolate chip cookies! 


What’s the secret? Yeast! Don’t ask me why, but it worked wonderfully and now I can check "chewy chocolate chip cookies" off my list of important American foods to fatten up the Germans with cook while I’m here. Paula is back on my good list.
In other news, Mathis is a wild man! He babbles constantly. He can crawl. He can sit on his knees. He can stand himself up holding on to anything for awhile all day. When his friend came over for a visit, I had to stand guard so Mathis wouldn't crawl all over her, literally. Oh, boys. Let’s all take a moment to feel sorry for his poor, more mobile Au Pair. Yeah, I figured that wouldn’t last very long. 

"Girls are confusing!" - Mathis Niemeier